{"id":19,"date":"2005-03-24T13:10:13","date_gmt":"2005-03-24T17:10:13","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/blog.bluezulu.net\/?p=19"},"modified":"2007-05-09T02:04:18","modified_gmt":"2007-05-09T06:04:18","slug":"aberdeen-city-toilets-rise-to-the-occasion","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/blog.bluezulu.net\/?p=19","title":{"rendered":"Aberdeen City toilets rise to the occasion"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/blog.bluezulu.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2005\/03\/maneatingcyberloo.jpg\" title=\"maneatingcyberloo.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/blog.bluezulu.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2005\/03\/maneatingcyberloo.jpg\" alt=\"maneatingcyberloo.jpg\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Always on the cutting edge of public personal hygiene, Aberdeen City across the pond is <a href=\"http:\/\/news.bbc.co.uk\/1\/hi\/scotland\/4362849.stm\">considering<\/a> deploying battalions of remote-controlled stealth cyberloos disguised as manhole covers but capable of rising from the pavement in seconds and devouring up to three urinating Scotsmen in one vicious attack.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Always on the cutting edge of public personal hygiene, Aberdeen City across the pond is considering deploying battalions of remote-controlled stealth cyberloos disguised as manhole covers but capable of rising from the pavement in seconds and devouring up to three urinating Scotsmen in one vicious attack.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[8],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/blog.bluezulu.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/19"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/blog.bluezulu.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/blog.bluezulu.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/blog.bluezulu.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/blog.bluezulu.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=19"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/blog.bluezulu.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/19\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/blog.bluezulu.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=19"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/blog.bluezulu.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=19"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/blog.bluezulu.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=19"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}