{"id":83,"date":"2006-10-30T06:42:50","date_gmt":"2006-10-30T10:42:50","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/blog.bluezulu.net\/?p=83"},"modified":"2007-05-15T00:29:52","modified_gmt":"2007-05-15T04:29:52","slug":"rules-to-live-by","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/blog.bluezulu.net\/?p=83","title":{"rendered":"Rules to live by"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Rules to live by: Never make a &#8220;portable&#8221; when you can no longer taste the &#8220;diet&#8221; in the CrystalLight (or whatever that pixie stick of ice-tea mix was). And when you haven&#8217;t eaten all day. And you&#8217;ve been eating Jello shots like there was no tomorrow because you were hungry.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Rules to live by: Never make a &#8220;portable&#8221; when you can no longer taste the &#8220;diet&#8221; in the CrystalLight (or whatever that pixie stick of ice-tea mix was). And when you haven&#8217;t eaten all day. And you&#8217;ve been eating Jello shots like there was no tomorrow because you were hungry.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[11],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/blog.bluezulu.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/83"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/blog.bluezulu.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/blog.bluezulu.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/blog.bluezulu.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/blog.bluezulu.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=83"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/blog.bluezulu.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/83\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/blog.bluezulu.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=83"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/blog.bluezulu.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=83"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/blog.bluezulu.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=83"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}