Crap Diem

Scouring the internet for the gobsmacked

Low carb sugar free chocolate dipped pork rinds. Mmmm-mmmm good!

Get ’em here while supplies last!

http://www.mcphee.com/bigindex/current/11476.html

More things that you can use to decorate your breastices.

Now they are chewing gum; gum that claims to boost your breast size. A company spokeswoman also said that “it smells nice on the breath.”

So guys out there, be careful what gum you end up chewing unless you don’t mind ending up accidentally with man boobs.

Also in the same article, it mentions a company offering a range of snack products coated with volcanic rock that will cleanse your bowels. Ouch!

Nipple enhancers to perk you up, so that you get noticed

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Well, she (with the “I’m number one” hand signal) looks happy (or cold) after dropping in her new nipples.

And we have a review of this wondrous product.

Yup, a blog just for bacon.

Heh, I like the Feb 22nd entry: “The Power of Bacon Compels You.”

Actually, if you just read the headlines, it is rather amusing.

“mmmmm, bacon…” – H. Simpson.